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It's Not Difficult to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Get naked
2. Bring food

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jocelyncee
Apr. 23rd, 2007 11:01 pm (UTC)
One q: man = life partner?

1. yes
2. yes
3. absolutely
4. um...
5. no...
6. NO!
7. this is bonus
8. ditto
9. ditto
10. we can call one
11. ditto
12. that's my deal, and I'm not sharing ^^
13. um... got one already
14. no, those people are creepy
15. absolutely not
16. DITTO
17. I'll allow for that, but only if they won't let me catch them.
18. #16, and I don't need drugs either.
19. okay, that's good.
20. YES YES YES!
21. nope, I do that
22. this is good if you have kids, for sure!
23. not cleaner than me, this is occasionally bothersome unless +#24.
24. this is good.
25. eh. I could take it or leave it.
26. especially in the winter.
27. this is good in moderation.
28. sometimes, but should accept my gallantry
29. YES
30. double YES
31. this is nice, yes
32. triple YES
33. this is also good
34. yuppers
35. abso-friggin-loutly!
36. this is useful, but not necessary
37. see #36
38. yes, I am not a nursemaid
39. Gryffindor!
40. ^^
41. YES (do not see John Legend's "I Can Change")
42. in the positive sense, yes
43. this is also good
44. this should be somewhere near the top!
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. this is a no-brainer
46. not necessary
47. YES
48. doubtful.
49. not on purpose. human stuff happens.
50. appreciating beauty is one thing. ogling/touching/being a misogynist prick is another.
AND AT THE SAME TIME, HE MUST ALSO:
51. wrong. 100%-100% exchange, baby.
52. having time to oneself is good. everyone gets it.
53. NOT being a possessive prick is GOOD. Being unconcerned is NOT.
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* people are human and no one can remember everything!

**
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. I'm sure this is part of it...
2. ... but where's the rest of the list?
**

I'm stealing this, for my own diabolical purposes. ^^
prettywendylady
Apr. 25th, 2007 03:24 am (UTC)
Okay....that is officially the longest comment i've ever gotten...EVER
jocelyncee
Apr. 25th, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
So glad to have been of service. ^^

Seriously, I was trying to work this out the other day when I posted: were you annoyed at the list o' stuff, did you post the list o' stuff 'cause you were annoyed, or were the two events unrelated?

I know I'm being really nosy, and if that's not for sharing, I'm not going to push. I was just perplexed, you know?
prettywendylady
Apr. 25th, 2007 05:38 am (UTC)
At this time in my life, i think i posted it because it was funny and because I'm sick of men who only want sex. Ya know what I mean?
jocelyncee
Apr. 25th, 2007 10:06 am (UTC)
Yup. That's a frustration I know about. I'm sorry to hear you're being pestered. My (angry, frustrated) response to that sort of thing was always "fine, see if you get ANY." The "I'll have sex when I want to, and you can't make me, so nyah" response. Not my favorite, but sometimes the only thing that gets (got) listened to. Or not listened to.

So, yeah. I get ya. *HUGS*
jocelyncee
Apr. 25th, 2007 10:17 am (UTC)
I had a second thought about this which is quickly turning into a blog post. May I quote this part of the thread (your comment that I am replying to now) in that post?
prettywendylady
Apr. 25th, 2007 03:04 pm (UTC)
Sure...quote away....I don't mind at all. Quite flattered really. LOL I can't wait to read it.
jocelyncee
Apr. 25th, 2007 03:54 pm (UTC)
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